By RHINO THEATRE GROUP (other events)

3 Dates Through Jul 31, 2022

This original play will have our audiences roaring with laughter.  

The mobsters in this play are sentenced to a nursing home hoping this will be a cushy form of house arrest. What they discover leaves no doubt that they are indeed still serving time. They uncover things that are happening within the nursing home while also learning truths about themselves. Retirement Mob is a mobtastic journey of aging and having to face more than just dentures and Depends.



Performers do not wear face covering.


Rhino Theatre reserves the right to seat patrons later than 10 minutes to show's start time.  

No paper tickets are required.  Check-in by your last name.

Rhino Theatre Code of Conduct

The Code applies to both Rhino Theatre Group locations (Studio 237 and Mainstage) including the sidewalks and parking lots surrounding the buildings.


-to protect the rights and safety of Theatre patrons

-to protect the rights and safety of casts and crew

-to preserve and protect the Theatre's facilities, materials, and properties


Invitees (guests to our business) who violate their invitation and parameters therein, legally become a trespasser; and will therefore, have no legal right to remain on premises. Trespassers who remain on Rhino Theatre property can and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, up to and including removal from law enforcement if necessary.

Failure to abide by this code of conduct and its explicit rules as implemented and enforced by The Rhino Theatre Group in association with local, state, and federal authorities, will result in release from the premises and may result in a ban from all future events at Rhino Theatre, depending on the extent and severity of the actions that resulted in their release from the premises and/or if they are deemed repeat offenders.

Behaviors expected to enter premises for indoor stages and events:

No admittance if you are sick or have been sick or in contact with anyone who is sick or has been sick within the last 10 days. All  invitees are expected to self monitor prior to their arrival at our facilities.

Exiting immediately following the performance as instructed via stage announcements and as directed by Rhino staff and ushers. 

No gathering before or after the show.

Congregating to greet casts, crew, or friends is not recommeded in our small lobby spaces.  Meet the cast outdoors when weather permits!  

Behaviors Where Release/Removal is Absolute:

The following behaviors are considered unacceptable on Rhino Theatre Group premises:

Disregard for other patrons, cast, crew and irresponsible behaviors associated with public health while seated or while traversing premises.  Removing face covering or disregard for Rhino policy.

Possession of alcohol, illegal drugs, or weapons of any kind

Smoking  and vaping while on Rhino Theatre property (including parking lots and sidewalks)

Loitering or gathering before or after events

Being verbally or physically abusive to cast, crew, staff or other patrons (including through means of cyber communication that could be construed as threatening, demeaning, defaming, or bullying)

Being excessively loud and/or using profane language

Making disruptive use of cell phones (including the use of flashlight or strobe devices and including video or audio recording during performances which are prohibited under copyright law and performance agreements with licensing companies)

Defacing or destroying property belonging to or on the premises of The Rhino Theatre Group before, during, or after events.


Mailing Address

247 Wanaque Avenue Pompton Lakes, NJ 07442